Thursday | September 2, 2010
Marvel\'s Newest Superhero, The Rude Nude DudeMarvel\'s Newest Superhero, The Rude Nude Dude
Early storyboards show The Rude Nude Dude as a sarcastic coffee barrister by day who then travels the city streets by night, naked and looking for disagreements.
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Tiger Woods Converting To Islam Tiger Woods Converting To Islam "For The Virgins"

The move is good for a man who clearly excels when he "lets the Tiger out of the cage."

Acme Widgets Heralds Near-Record LossAcme Widgets Heralds Near-Record Loss

The company is ecstatic they will only lose $296M this year, down from a predicted $423M.

Microsoft\'s Allen Sues For Being Less Cool Than AppleMicrosoft's Allen Sues For Being Less Cool Than Apple

Critics say the lawsuit is just another lame attempt to convince people he's not a nerd.

Newsmakers
Darth Vader Doily Maker Sues Movie IndustryGeorge Lucas

Darth Vader Doily Maker Sues Movie Industry

Scabies Named Comeback Affliction Of The YearKendra Marshall

Scabies Named Comeback Affliction Of The Year

\'Cathy\' Comic Strip Fans Decry \'Piranha 3D\' Tie-InCathy Guisewite

'Cathy' Comic Strip Fans Decry 'Piranha 3D' Tie-In

Debate Heats Up Over Jedi Church At Ground ZeroMichael Bloomberg

Debate Heats Up Over Jedi Church At Ground Zero

Supreme Court Likely To Ban Straight MarriageElena Kagan

Supreme Court Likely To Ban Straight Marriage

Newsreel
Purported al Qaeda Tape Actually Blues Traveler

The garbled tape was originally believed to be the first time that Osama bin Laden had delivered a recorded message with a catchy accompanying music bed.

Grimace Declares Free Agency, Signs With BK

Business analysts agree that signing Grimace is just the boost any restaurant needs to battle McDonald's, which has long held the number one fast food spot.

Toyota Recalls More Cars Due To Faulty Backseats

The recall affects 412,000 Prius and Yaris hatchback models in which three women have sustained head injuries against the side door while prone on the backseat.

Newsbreakers: Dirk Ritter, Road Sign Inventor

In this CAP News Special Report, we take a look at the one man who single-handedly redefined how we navigate and traverse the roadways of America.

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Jenna Jameson Retirement Party Provides Laughs, Memories
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Cathy Guisewite The Funnies
A preview of a couple panels from the final 'Cathy' comic strip where she gets eaten by a piranha.

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