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Acme Widgets Heralds Near-Record LossThe company is ecstatic they will only lose $296M this year, down from a predicted $423M.
Microsoft's Allen Sues For Being Less Cool Than AppleCritics say the lawsuit is just another lame attempt to convince people he's not a nerd.
George LucasDarth Vader Doily Maker Sues Movie Industry
Kendra MarshallScabies Named Comeback Affliction Of The Year
Cathy Guisewite'Cathy' Comic Strip Fans Decry 'Piranha 3D' Tie-In
Michael BloombergDebate Heats Up Over Jedi Church At Ground Zero
Elena KaganSupreme Court Likely To Ban Straight MarriageThe garbled tape was originally believed to be the first time that Osama bin Laden had delivered a recorded message with a catchy accompanying music bed.
Business analysts agree that signing Grimace is just the boost any restaurant needs to battle McDonald's, which has long held the number one fast food spot.
The recall affects 412,000 Prius and Yaris hatchback models in which three women have sustained head injuries against the side door while prone on the backseat.
In this CAP News Special Report, we take a look at the one man who single-handedly redefined how we navigate and traverse the roadways of America.
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The other day, my son saw the commercial for Piranha 3D and had exactly the reaction you’d expect from a 9-year-ol
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